Bull Market is a random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
Bear Market is a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets no sex.
A long term investment is a short term investment that failed.
Economics is an extremely useful method of employment for economists.
It is important to have an idea what portion of your nest egg you are going to need to allocate to that will allow you to live off of your net worth at some point without compromising your desired lifestyle.